They do the sand dance don’t you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They’re falling down like a domino
All the bazaar ponies by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Trot like an Egyptian…♫
Equestrian nights, like Equestrian days,
more often than not,
are hotter than hot,
in a lot of good ways!
Pack your books, charge your horns,
you won’t ever get bored,
though get beaten or gored you might!
Come on down, stop on by!
Spread your wings and fly,
to another Equestrian night!
For those wondering, I based Luna on Greek themes, and Celestia on Egyptian.
For the alternate Equestria, it's the mixture of Ancient Egypt with England during the Age of Discovery.
I'm actually working on an SG-1/MLP crossover story. Not FIM though, MLP Tales. But I never thought somebody would do a SG-1/FIM crossover story! Too bad I don't have time to read it.